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Dec 19, 2005 22:28:27 GMT -5
Post by Time_Spinner on Dec 19, 2005 22:28:27 GMT -5
Johnny Deeper had to stay late at school one night. He looked depressed so the teacher asked, "Whats the matter Johnny?"
He replied by asking, "Teacher, will you take off your dress?"
She said, "Well, no." He pleaded, "Please, please?" She said, "Well okay."
Then he asked, "Teacher, will you take off your bra?"
She said, "Well, no." He asked, "Please, please?" She said, "Well okay."
Then he asked, "Teacher, will you take off your thong?"
She said, "Well no." He asked, "Please, please?" She said, "Well okay."
Then he asked, "Teacher, will you lay on the table?"
She said, "Well no." He asked, "Please, please?" She said, "Well okay."
A little later, his mother came in yelling, "Johnny Deeper, Johnny Deeper!"
And Johnny replied, "Mother, I'm going as deep as I can go!"
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my sister told me this.
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Dec 20, 2005 8:07:52 GMT -5
Post by Yossarian on Dec 20, 2005 8:07:52 GMT -5
*ggrroooaaannnn........*
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Dec 20, 2005 19:44:50 GMT -5
Post by MirrorImage || egamIrorriM on Dec 20, 2005 19:44:50 GMT -5
*stared blankely*
now i know what a truly bad joke sounds like.
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Dec 21, 2005 8:15:51 GMT -5
Post by Yossarian on Dec 21, 2005 8:15:51 GMT -5
a woman is a big collector of all things antique. so one day she's walking down the street when she sees a new antique store and decides to see what's inside it. she goes inside and looks around, but doesn't see anything that catches her eye. she's about to go out when she suddenly catches sight of a huge bronze rat. she looks at it for a while, and decides that she has to have it. so she goes up to owner of the store and says, "how much for the rat?" the owner smiles and says, "fifty bucks for the rat, twenty bucks for the story." she thinks for a minute, but then says, "f*ck the story, I just want the rat." so she dishes over 50 bucks and takes the rat home. on the way, she glances back behind her and notices a rat following her, but she doesn't pay it any mind. she glances back 5 minutes later and there are 10 rats following her. she walks a little faster. she glances back again and there are 50 rats following. she starts jogging. she glances back again, and there is a whole sea of rats following her. by now, she is passing by a lake, and she is so scared that she takes the rat and throws it as hard as she can into the middle of the lake, and all the rats jump in and follow it. she runs back to the store, and the owner winks and her and says, "want the story?" "no," she says, "f*ck the story, I just want to know, do you have a bronze republican?"
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Dec 21, 2005 15:56:36 GMT -5
Post by timenopsswrd on Dec 21, 2005 15:56:36 GMT -5
i told you, my sister told me this one. i didn't get it either.
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Dec 21, 2005 22:46:45 GMT -5
Post by MirrorImage || egamIrorriM on Dec 21, 2005 22:46:45 GMT -5
yoss, i told you that one....
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Dec 22, 2005 15:23:24 GMT -5
Post by Yossarian on Dec 22, 2005 15:23:24 GMT -5
i told you, my sister told me this one. i didn't get it either. oh, I got it all right, it just wasn't funny. at all.
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Dec 22, 2005 16:45:55 GMT -5
Post by Time_Spinner on Dec 22, 2005 16:45:55 GMT -5
*hangs head in shame* im sorry for my sister's taste in jokes!
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Dec 23, 2005 3:08:55 GMT -5
Post by MirrorImage || egamIrorriM on Dec 23, 2005 3:08:55 GMT -5
eh, its ok. just dont do it again..for our sake, please....;P
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Jan 5, 2006 16:49:28 GMT -5
Post by ImpendingDoom on Jan 5, 2006 16:49:28 GMT -5
here's a dirty joke, a white horse fell in the mudd..............
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Jan 5, 2006 17:51:07 GMT -5
Post by MirrorImage || egamIrorriM on Jan 5, 2006 17:51:07 GMT -5
wanna hear a clean joke?
Johnny took a bath with bubbles
wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles is the girl next door.
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Jan 5, 2006 18:06:59 GMT -5
Post by ImpendingDoom on Jan 5, 2006 18:06:59 GMT -5
hahahahahahaha
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Jan 5, 2006 21:15:57 GMT -5
Post by MirrorImage || egamIrorriM on Jan 5, 2006 21:15:57 GMT -5
i do what i can....
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Jan 9, 2006 14:30:06 GMT -5
Post by Yossarian on Jan 9, 2006 14:30:06 GMT -5
wanna hear an even dirtier joke? bubbles is the guy next door.
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Jan 9, 2006 16:38:20 GMT -5
Post by Reaper696 on Jan 9, 2006 16:38:20 GMT -5
Aye carumba...
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