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Post by LORDMORNINGSTAR on Nov 15, 2004 16:23:21 GMT -5
ok: THIS PIRATE WALKS INTO A BAR WITH A STEERING WEEL ROUND HIS NECK.
BARTENDER ASKS, "WHATS THE STEERING WHEEL FOR?"
PIRATE ANSWERS, "AHRGH! IT DRIVES ME NUTTS!"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by fury on Nov 15, 2004 16:48:39 GMT -5
haha....*shakes her head...* "men!!"
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Post by LORDMORNINGSTAR on Nov 15, 2004 17:01:12 GMT -5
;Dha! check it: THIS GUY WAKES UP, FEELS THE BEST HE'S EVER FELT. GOES TO PLAY A ROUND OF GOLF & HAS THE BEST GAME OF HIS LIFE & HE SUCKS. LATER THAT DAY HE GOES TO THE CASINO PLAYS SOME POKER, MAKES OUT LIKE A BANDIT & HE NEVER EVER WINS, GETS A COMPLIMENTARY STAY IN THE PENTHOUSE. HE TURNS IN A LITTLE LATE, A FROG LYING ON HIS BED. THE FROG ASKS HIM TO KISS IT, GUY SAYS SURE! WHAT THE HELL!YOU'VE GIVEN ME THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE I WON AT GOLF MADE A SHITLOAD OF MONEY, NO PROBLEM!FROG CHANGES INTO A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL! ... AND THAT YOUR HONOR IS HOW SHE GOT INTO MY ROOM...
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Post by fury on Nov 15, 2004 17:04:27 GMT -5
haha....great story - i wonder what the judge's response to that one would be??
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Druid
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Post by Druid on Nov 15, 2004 17:16:48 GMT -5
Hey heres a joke:
Whats black and crispy and sits at the top of the stairs?
Cristopher Reeves in a fire
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Post by fury on Nov 15, 2004 17:24:15 GMT -5
oh my god, druid!! thats horrible!! youre so mean! by the way...im lovin' the icon...
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Post by LORDMORNINGSTAR on Nov 15, 2004 17:26:03 GMT -5
BIG f*ck'N SMILES ;D
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Druid
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Post by Druid on Nov 17, 2004 17:02:17 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage can? [/glow]
Ten dead babies in a garbage can.
[glow=red,2,300] What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can? [/glow]
One dead baby in a ten garbage cans
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Post by LORDMORNINGSTAR on Nov 17, 2004 17:07:27 GMT -5
;D REAL GOOD SHIT!
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Druid
Crimson Soul
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Post by Druid on Nov 17, 2004 17:30:53 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? [/glow]
It couldn't live with the name "aaa-oo-uuueuuue-aa-o-aa" any longer.
[glow=red,2,300] What's red and silver and walks into walls?[/glow]
A baby with forks in its eyes.
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Post by Yossarian on Nov 22, 2004 12:17:29 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] What's red and silver and walks into walls?[/glow]A baby with forks in its eyes.
That's disgusting!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Druid
Crimson Soul
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Post by Druid on Nov 22, 2004 18:59:36 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Here is another joke... [/glow] A mother is sitting in the garden with her three daughters: -"Mummy," the first daughter asks. "Why am I called Rose?" "Because when you were born a rose petal fell from that bush and landed on your forehead." -"Mummy," asked the second daughter. "Why am I called Tulip?" "Because when you were born a tulip petal fell from over there and landed on your forehead." -The third daughter moaned: "Mnanmammmammnaamammangh!" "Be quiet Fridge!" said the mother.
Thats not a disgusting joke...
[glow=red,2,300]This is a disgusting joke:[/glow] What's black and blue and hates sex?
The ten year old in my trunk.
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Post by Yossarian on Nov 23, 2004 7:14:47 GMT -5
*runs away to the bathroom*
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Post by LORDMORNINGSTAR on Nov 29, 2004 19:05:35 GMT -5
NOW THATS A f*ck'N BUTE, AS IN BEAUTY OF A JOKE
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Post by LORDMORNINGSTAR on Dec 3, 2004 20:30:15 GMT -5
okay its a short:
KID WALKS UP TO A COP AT A SHOPPING MALL, OFFICER CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MY GRANDPA? OFFICER TELLS HIM "SURE WHAT'S HE LIKE? KID ANSWERS "JACK DANIELS & BIG TITS! ;D
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