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Post by twistedangel on Oct 28, 2013 12:01:36 GMT -5
dont wanna be bitchin but am havin nightmares in me kitchen
Irish stew like a witches brew when the stoopid stoves on is like a covens cauldron
crazy ass alchemist or Frankenstein is very hit an miss at meal time
poor hungry hubby needs to eat to survive he looks very scared when i scream ITS ALIVE
times i messed up chicken an poultry should be arrested for animal cruelty
roast carrots an parsnips lay in their tray burnt remains an reminder of a arsonists hardships
Tasmanian devil on a bender cos i f*cked up with a blender it aint mash potato is the aftermath of a tornado
an dont ask me about how to bake me nicknames Alfred the Great
an wheres me fluffy drop scones ? bein used by the council stale scale model of the standing stones
microwave drama f*ckers made in Fukushima nuclear disaster expolodin bowl of pasta
flamin meatballs i threw out of the flat local armed police thought wos a meteorite attack
Armageddon kitchen goes KABOOM am left standin in the rubble with a charred wooden spoon
it gets me weary making food so dreary recipe books read like chaos theory
no bolognaise no apple strudel just a big up an thank f*ck for Pot Noodle
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Post by Aish on Oct 28, 2013 16:57:37 GMT -5
This was damn cute, Angel. It's great to see this board get some use. Most well constructed entertainment piece I've seen in ages.
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siksimon
Demon Disciple
Blind leading the blind.
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Post by siksimon on Oct 29, 2013 14:16:20 GMT -5
it gets me weary making food so dreary recipe books read like chaos theory
Sick ass rhymes, well done
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