Post by Reaper696 on Jun 26, 2011 20:45:55 GMT -5
(Considering it was Aish's idea I'll try to give a decent interpretation of what she would say. Then I will give mine...)
1) You shall have no other pussies before me. To partake of other pussies means you were too much of a pussy to deal with the one that was freely given to you...
2)Idolize me. The second you don't I'll accuse you breaking commandment #1...
3) If you use my name in vain you won't get to use your vein, capische?...
4)Honor the Sabbath. Which means take pictures of me while I'm in the shower on Friday for you to enjoy on Saturday...
5) I'm the mother of all your orgasms, who's your daddy?...
6)If you kill me, my cuteness will be all over the news, and you'll be executed before you can say...
7)The only way you can cheat on me is with my clone...
8)Take my heart, take my soul, take my temperament. You take anything else your ass is mine...
9)You should only be lying upon me...
10)Covet this, and this alone...
1)If my dinghy wasn't enough for ya you shouldn't have committed to me in the first place...
2)If you feel the need to make an effigy of said dinghy, save time and money and take me where I stand. As long as you're naked multitasking will come easier...
3)The only time you can use my name in vain is if my vein is remaining you sane...
4)If you're wearing a hot outfit, I can skip the cartoons...
5)Work them genes baby!...
6)If you try to make me one of the Dead Poets' Society I will write you off first...
7)The only way you get something on the side is if I get to work the camera...
8)All I have in this world is my word and my balls. If you find a way to take either of them I will applaud your skill, then show you how kinky I can get with some duct tape...
9)As long as you ain't screwing the neighbors, screw the neighbors...
10)If you want what you see I'll try to recreate it, especially if it involves duct tape...
1) You shall have no other pussies before me. To partake of other pussies means you were too much of a pussy to deal with the one that was freely given to you...
2)Idolize me. The second you don't I'll accuse you breaking commandment #1...
3) If you use my name in vain you won't get to use your vein, capische?...
4)Honor the Sabbath. Which means take pictures of me while I'm in the shower on Friday for you to enjoy on Saturday...
5) I'm the mother of all your orgasms, who's your daddy?...
6)If you kill me, my cuteness will be all over the news, and you'll be executed before you can say...
7)The only way you can cheat on me is with my clone...
8)Take my heart, take my soul, take my temperament. You take anything else your ass is mine...
9)You should only be lying upon me...
10)Covet this, and this alone...
1)If my dinghy wasn't enough for ya you shouldn't have committed to me in the first place...
2)If you feel the need to make an effigy of said dinghy, save time and money and take me where I stand. As long as you're naked multitasking will come easier...
3)The only time you can use my name in vain is if my vein is remaining you sane...
4)If you're wearing a hot outfit, I can skip the cartoons...
5)Work them genes baby!...
6)If you try to make me one of the Dead Poets' Society I will write you off first...
7)The only way you get something on the side is if I get to work the camera...
8)All I have in this world is my word and my balls. If you find a way to take either of them I will applaud your skill, then show you how kinky I can get with some duct tape...
9)As long as you ain't screwing the neighbors, screw the neighbors...
10)If you want what you see I'll try to recreate it, especially if it involves duct tape...