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Post by Reaper696 on Jun 7, 2011 19:57:02 GMT -5
Everyone has heard a line that when taken out of context sounds dirtier than a hooker at a political convention, so here is where you can share those lines for all.
If you can give the context from which it came I'd swallow that up...
(Hubby to wifey during Thanksgiving...)
"Would you like more stuffing honey?"...
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Post by Aish on Jun 8, 2011 14:35:15 GMT -5
This is hysterical!
(I have nothing to offer atm)
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Post by Reaper696 on Jun 8, 2011 15:18:02 GMT -5
In due time madame, in due time...
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Post by LonelyForsaken on Jun 8, 2011 21:36:49 GMT -5
This is an old one and I’ll be surprised if you haven’t heard it but it’s all I can think of right now. It’s said to be the dirtiest line said on early television and is from the ”Leave it to Beaver Show.”; Ward Cleaver is the father and the Beaver is there son. June Cleaver is the one speaking;
“Ward, weren’t you a little hard on the Beaver last night?”
I’m sure I’ll remember more.
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Post by Reaper696 on Jun 8, 2011 22:17:04 GMT -5
Can't go wrong with the classics...
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Post by Aish on Jun 9, 2011 0:27:41 GMT -5
Having a conversation with a male friend about a mix of D&D and being a drummer, he pipeup with "I'd really love to play with you sometime".
(I was 15) I blushed about 10 shades of red and purple and my dad kicked him out.
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Post by Reaper696 on Jun 9, 2011 10:53:03 GMT -5
(LOL)...
(Daddy to his kids on the car trip to Grandma's dinner)
"OK kids, no telling Grandma her spread's dry"...
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Post by Reaper696 on Jun 9, 2011 19:49:44 GMT -5
(On seattlefoodgeek.com...)
The Most Peaness You Can Pack In One Plate–Centrifuged Pea Butter Ravioli
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Post by LonelyForsaken on Jun 10, 2011 19:26:48 GMT -5
On a sign in front of a country bar. Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear.
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Post by Aish on Jun 11, 2011 0:07:30 GMT -5
Pulled this one off the web:
Me and a couple of my guy friends were in class at my high school talking, and I went to get some lotion sitting at a table nearby because my hands were dry. I pressed the pump and out jetted this liquidy, watery white-ish lotion all over my hands, and out of shock and awe, I screamed " EWW THE WHITE CRAP SHOT OUT ALL OVER MY HANDS!" Cue immediate laughter from my friends. We now call that paticular bottle of lotion, that is still there to this day, the Jizz Lotion.
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Post by Reaper696 on Jun 11, 2011 9:54:57 GMT -5
(LOL)...
A guy was working at a shop that offered paddleboat rides, he gets there before opening and sees that that the seagulls polka-dotted them all.
He looks around and can't find anything to spray off the crap so he calls his grandma (the owner of the shop) and asks "Where the hose at?"...
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