Post by Aish on Nov 27, 2007 10:57:19 GMT -5
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married
for years.
The only friction in there marriage was the husband's habit
of farting loudly every morning when he awoke
The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her
eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them
off because it was making her sick.
He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural.
She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that
one day he would blow his guts out.
The years went by and he continued to rip them out!
Then one Thanksgiving morning, as she was preparing the turkey for
dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl
where she had put the tur key innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all
the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.
She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep
and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic
waistband of his
underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual
trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound
of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.
The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the
floor laughing, tears in her eyes!
After years of torture she reckoned she
had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in
his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.
She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter.
He said, "Honey, you were right.
All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you."
"What do you mean?" asked his wife.
"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.
But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in!!!!!!"