Post by Reaper696 on Feb 2, 2005 17:55:36 GMT -5
[At the drive-in...]
[World leaders, celebrities, and rich people in general are gathered around and Pierce shoulders his way to the front of line to see Sean already there]
Pierce : [huffin' and puffin'] You're not taking my Pimp Juice Sean, I'm gonna be Bond again, just you watch.
Sean : I'm not here for the Pimp Juice, I'm here to save the world from greed and power-hungry zealots. You'll be OK.
Pierce : .....Wait a minute, why do you sound like Bond? You're practicing aren't you?
Sean : No Pierce I can assure I'm not trying to be the next Bond.
Pierce : Ah ah, that's the trick you pulled on Dr. No, it's not working with me pally!
Sean : [exasperatingly]......As you wish...
Bishop : Quiet down now, now I have 2 vials of da Pimp Juice to auction off let's start with the first one. The bidding will start at $50...
[The bidding gets hot and heavy with bids heading to 1 million until the President and the Prime Minister put the bidding war to 2.5 billion]
Pierce : NO!
[Pierce runs to the Prime Minister and tries to chloroform him, but forgot about Her Majesty's Secret Service and gets clotheslined 300 feet back as the Prime Minister and the President kept the bidding going]
Sean : [To himself] I think now would be right...
[Sean hits the siren and everyone scatters and Bishop is trying to climb the curtain]
...Not so fast...
[Sean then pulls out a BB gun and shoots Bishop's butt as he runs onto the stage]
Bishop: Ow! The f*ck?!?
[Bishop falls to the stage and Sean takes the vials and puts them into the special flask. Pierce sees this and high-tails it towards Sean]
Pierce : Oh no you don't!
[He lunges at Sean and tackles him. They roll around on the ground, punch each other a bit, Sean runs over to Bishop, puts his hand into his jacket, puts nothing into Bishop's jacket, Pierce runs over there and Sean uppercuts him. Sean grabs the mic and wraps the cord around Pierce, Pierce takes the chloroform-covered hankie and reverse holds it onto Sean's mouth. They hold there for a minute and they both begin to fall. Both pass out and Pierce gets up first, rips out the vials and downs them both with Bishop witnessing]
Bishop : You gonna pay for those?
Pierce : .....Oh, uhhhhh, how much my good man?
Bishop : 5 million or I'll tell the Secret Service what you tried to do to the Prime Minister.
[Pierce pulls out his checkbook, makes it out to 5 million, and hands it to Bishop]
Bishop : Thank you kind sir, I'll be seeing you...
[Sean comes to and is minorly startled when Pierce throws the empty flask at him]
Pierce : Too late Sean, looks like Bond is mine once again.
Sean : Oh really? Then tell me what to do.
Pierce : Kiss my ass.
Sean : ........[laughs] Nope.
Pierce : What's so funny?
Sean : Nothing, it's just my wife played a joke on both of us [laughs].
Pierce : Well, I'll leave you to your insanity, I'm gonna go see the producer [Walks off]...
At Shinjo's...
Sean : Hey Bartender, gimme a double Bond
Micheline : With, an M.
Sean : Hey Honey, I think I saved the world from nothing at all.
Micheline : What do you mean?
Sean : Mr. Brosnan took both of the vials and I wasn't affected.
Micheline : Hmmm, maybe you're pimp enough.
Sean : [laughs] How very kind of you, but.....Hey, check it out...
[Sean points to a TV showing "Duh! It's Hollywood!"]
Anchor : The wait is over, a Bond has been chosen, or should I say rechosen. [Sean show a look of surprise] Yes, the old-new Bond is......George Lazenby!
[Sean laughs like Bush won Jeopardy]
Sean : I guess the Pimp Juice went bad.
[Bishop walks up]
Bishop : Hey man, sorry you didn't pick up some Pimp Juice.
Sean : I'm not, it didn't work.
Bishop : [Laughs like he bought McDonald's for a dollar] It worked for you man.
Sean : What do you mean?
Bishop : Wanna know what was in the Pimp Juice?
Sean : Sure.
Bishop : Well, I was thinkin' how to make a couple mill when I was alone in my flat, so I got to thinkin' 'bout this ho I was wishin' was here. One thang lead to another and I was "handling it myself", you know....So I started storing it in vials and selin' it like all these other corporations do. And there you have it.
Micheline : You mean Pierce....
Bishop : Yep!
[They laugh like they heard Tupac sing Opera]
Sean : I guess Pierce got what was, coming to him.
[They laugh like they saw Shaq screwing a midget]
Sean : You mean this was for money?
Bishop : Damn straight! Besides booty what's left for a pimp to get?
Sean : [Turns to Micheline] So I did all this for nothing?
Micheline : [Gives a sly smile] Nope.
Sean : Then what dear?
Micheline : [Points to the liquor cabinet] See that camera over there?...
[World leaders, celebrities, and rich people in general are gathered around and Pierce shoulders his way to the front of line to see Sean already there]
Pierce : [huffin' and puffin'] You're not taking my Pimp Juice Sean, I'm gonna be Bond again, just you watch.
Sean : I'm not here for the Pimp Juice, I'm here to save the world from greed and power-hungry zealots. You'll be OK.
Pierce : .....Wait a minute, why do you sound like Bond? You're practicing aren't you?
Sean : No Pierce I can assure I'm not trying to be the next Bond.
Pierce : Ah ah, that's the trick you pulled on Dr. No, it's not working with me pally!
Sean : [exasperatingly]......As you wish...
Bishop : Quiet down now, now I have 2 vials of da Pimp Juice to auction off let's start with the first one. The bidding will start at $50...
[The bidding gets hot and heavy with bids heading to 1 million until the President and the Prime Minister put the bidding war to 2.5 billion]
Pierce : NO!
[Pierce runs to the Prime Minister and tries to chloroform him, but forgot about Her Majesty's Secret Service and gets clotheslined 300 feet back as the Prime Minister and the President kept the bidding going]
Sean : [To himself] I think now would be right...
[Sean hits the siren and everyone scatters and Bishop is trying to climb the curtain]
...Not so fast...
[Sean then pulls out a BB gun and shoots Bishop's butt as he runs onto the stage]
Bishop: Ow! The f*ck?!?
[Bishop falls to the stage and Sean takes the vials and puts them into the special flask. Pierce sees this and high-tails it towards Sean]
Pierce : Oh no you don't!
[He lunges at Sean and tackles him. They roll around on the ground, punch each other a bit, Sean runs over to Bishop, puts his hand into his jacket, puts nothing into Bishop's jacket, Pierce runs over there and Sean uppercuts him. Sean grabs the mic and wraps the cord around Pierce, Pierce takes the chloroform-covered hankie and reverse holds it onto Sean's mouth. They hold there for a minute and they both begin to fall. Both pass out and Pierce gets up first, rips out the vials and downs them both with Bishop witnessing]
Bishop : You gonna pay for those?
Pierce : .....Oh, uhhhhh, how much my good man?
Bishop : 5 million or I'll tell the Secret Service what you tried to do to the Prime Minister.
[Pierce pulls out his checkbook, makes it out to 5 million, and hands it to Bishop]
Bishop : Thank you kind sir, I'll be seeing you...
[Sean comes to and is minorly startled when Pierce throws the empty flask at him]
Pierce : Too late Sean, looks like Bond is mine once again.
Sean : Oh really? Then tell me what to do.
Pierce : Kiss my ass.
Sean : ........[laughs] Nope.
Pierce : What's so funny?
Sean : Nothing, it's just my wife played a joke on both of us [laughs].
Pierce : Well, I'll leave you to your insanity, I'm gonna go see the producer [Walks off]...
At Shinjo's...
Sean : Hey Bartender, gimme a double Bond
Micheline : With, an M.
Sean : Hey Honey, I think I saved the world from nothing at all.
Micheline : What do you mean?
Sean : Mr. Brosnan took both of the vials and I wasn't affected.
Micheline : Hmmm, maybe you're pimp enough.
Sean : [laughs] How very kind of you, but.....Hey, check it out...
[Sean points to a TV showing "Duh! It's Hollywood!"]
Anchor : The wait is over, a Bond has been chosen, or should I say rechosen. [Sean show a look of surprise] Yes, the old-new Bond is......George Lazenby!
[Sean laughs like Bush won Jeopardy]
Sean : I guess the Pimp Juice went bad.
[Bishop walks up]
Bishop : Hey man, sorry you didn't pick up some Pimp Juice.
Sean : I'm not, it didn't work.
Bishop : [Laughs like he bought McDonald's for a dollar] It worked for you man.
Sean : What do you mean?
Bishop : Wanna know what was in the Pimp Juice?
Sean : Sure.
Bishop : Well, I was thinkin' how to make a couple mill when I was alone in my flat, so I got to thinkin' 'bout this ho I was wishin' was here. One thang lead to another and I was "handling it myself", you know....So I started storing it in vials and selin' it like all these other corporations do. And there you have it.
Micheline : You mean Pierce....
Bishop : Yep!
[They laugh like they heard Tupac sing Opera]
Sean : I guess Pierce got what was, coming to him.
[They laugh like they saw Shaq screwing a midget]
Sean : You mean this was for money?
Bishop : Damn straight! Besides booty what's left for a pimp to get?
Sean : [Turns to Micheline] So I did all this for nothing?
Micheline : [Gives a sly smile] Nope.
Sean : Then what dear?
Micheline : [Points to the liquor cabinet] See that camera over there?...