Post by Reaper696 on Feb 2, 2005 17:48:24 GMT -5
At the premiere of "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"...
Reporter # 1 : Sean, how do you think this movie will do?
Sean : I believe it will do quite well, considering there are nude scenes.
Reporter # 1 : There are?!?
Sean : I won't tell 'til you see the movie, ha ha.
(Laughter)
Reporter # 2 : Do you have any plans of retirement?
"Reporter # 3" : No, he, does, not.
Sean : Very funny Micheline.
(Laughter)
Micheline : I wouldn't say that Sean, you have one more, "project" left on your itinerary.
Sean : Oh come now, no need to squueze my balls in front of everybody.
(Laughter)
Micheline : In case you haven't noticed Sean, my name begins with, M?
Sean : ............Well, my time's up, see the movie! ...
Back in the limo...
Sean : Honey, what's wrong?
Micheline : Nothing, just needed to tell you your last project in private.
Sean : We're at a premiere, I'm supposed to be out there. We've been married 30 years, you know how this goes.
Micheline : I also know why it went that way.
Sean : Huh?
Micheline : You've been training through your movies for this, "project", you're about to embark on.
Sean : ...And this project?
Micheline : There's a man named Bishop Don Juan, he has created something called "Pimp Juice"; designed to make anyone revered by men and loved by women. Our reports show he has 3 vials
Sean : ........Iiii don't see the problem.
Micheline : He plans on selling it to the highest bidder.
Sean : ....And?
Micheline : He's going to take 1 vial himself before the bidding starts.
Sean : ....Uhhh, I don't get it.
Micheline : Jeez, I know I'm your wife and all, but do you have to play that dumb?
Sean : Who's playing here? You're the one not explaining the whole thing, you're drawing it out like some big production.
Micheline : You don't like me horning in on your spotlight do ya?
Sean : No, I just don't see the point in.......Wait, where's the hidden camera?
Micheline : In our bedroom.
Sean : No, I mean here. You have to be pulling some kind of prank on me. And what do you mean in our bedroom?
Micheline : Well, since everyone's getting popular with sex tapes I thought I'd get popular with one of my own.
Sean : Hahahahaha! Now who, would want to see that many wrinkles flapping in the breeze?
Micheline : ........Good point. Anyway, what I mean is that he will get all the world's leaders together, drink the pimp juice, they get hypnotized and fight over who gets the other 2, and we know which 2 leaders will get 1.
Sean : The US and the UK.
Micheline : Right, and how much will they pay?
Sean : With everything in their bank accounts.
Micheline : Close, you forget they have access to the entire country's bank account.
Sean : ....Oh shit, you're right! I guess I do have one more project.
Micheline : Very good, We'll just head to Q's and...
Sean : Wait, everyone's coming out of the theater [unzips fly].
Micheline : What are you doing?
Sean : Giving everyone a reason why I wasn't in the theater, those movies did train me well.
Micheline : Ooooooooh.
[Sean leans out the limo, waves and smiles, gives them a good look at his crotch, and jumps back in]
Sean : Well, shall we head to Q's?
Micheline : Not quite, that open fly gives me a good idea. MMMMMMMMM
Sean : Driver, take the long way to Q's...
To Part 2...
Reporter # 1 : Sean, how do you think this movie will do?
Sean : I believe it will do quite well, considering there are nude scenes.
Reporter # 1 : There are?!?
Sean : I won't tell 'til you see the movie, ha ha.
(Laughter)
Reporter # 2 : Do you have any plans of retirement?
"Reporter # 3" : No, he, does, not.
Sean : Very funny Micheline.
(Laughter)
Micheline : I wouldn't say that Sean, you have one more, "project" left on your itinerary.
Sean : Oh come now, no need to squueze my balls in front of everybody.
(Laughter)
Micheline : In case you haven't noticed Sean, my name begins with, M?
Sean : ............Well, my time's up, see the movie! ...
Back in the limo...
Sean : Honey, what's wrong?
Micheline : Nothing, just needed to tell you your last project in private.
Sean : We're at a premiere, I'm supposed to be out there. We've been married 30 years, you know how this goes.
Micheline : I also know why it went that way.
Sean : Huh?
Micheline : You've been training through your movies for this, "project", you're about to embark on.
Sean : ...And this project?
Micheline : There's a man named Bishop Don Juan, he has created something called "Pimp Juice"; designed to make anyone revered by men and loved by women. Our reports show he has 3 vials
Sean : ........Iiii don't see the problem.
Micheline : He plans on selling it to the highest bidder.
Sean : ....And?
Micheline : He's going to take 1 vial himself before the bidding starts.
Sean : ....Uhhh, I don't get it.
Micheline : Jeez, I know I'm your wife and all, but do you have to play that dumb?
Sean : Who's playing here? You're the one not explaining the whole thing, you're drawing it out like some big production.
Micheline : You don't like me horning in on your spotlight do ya?
Sean : No, I just don't see the point in.......Wait, where's the hidden camera?
Micheline : In our bedroom.
Sean : No, I mean here. You have to be pulling some kind of prank on me. And what do you mean in our bedroom?
Micheline : Well, since everyone's getting popular with sex tapes I thought I'd get popular with one of my own.
Sean : Hahahahaha! Now who, would want to see that many wrinkles flapping in the breeze?
Micheline : ........Good point. Anyway, what I mean is that he will get all the world's leaders together, drink the pimp juice, they get hypnotized and fight over who gets the other 2, and we know which 2 leaders will get 1.
Sean : The US and the UK.
Micheline : Right, and how much will they pay?
Sean : With everything in their bank accounts.
Micheline : Close, you forget they have access to the entire country's bank account.
Sean : ....Oh shit, you're right! I guess I do have one more project.
Micheline : Very good, We'll just head to Q's and...
Sean : Wait, everyone's coming out of the theater [unzips fly].
Micheline : What are you doing?
Sean : Giving everyone a reason why I wasn't in the theater, those movies did train me well.
Micheline : Ooooooooh.
[Sean leans out the limo, waves and smiles, gives them a good look at his crotch, and jumps back in]
Sean : Well, shall we head to Q's?
Micheline : Not quite, that open fly gives me a good idea. MMMMMMMMM
Sean : Driver, take the long way to Q's...
To Part 2...