Post by Reaper696 on Dec 14, 2003 16:33:38 GMT -5
Arrest These Merry Gentlemen...
Arrest these merry gentlemen they are too drunk tonight
They've just mixed drinks with my goldfish and I don't think that's right
They need to detox somewhere else before they puke some more
They puked so much they scared away the whore, right out the door
They are lucky they are not under the floor...
Arrest these merry gentlemen the egg nog hit them hard
They raided my wife's closet and tried on her leotards
They danced and sung like fairies and the neighbors are now scared
They've given me embarassment to spare, as if they care
Let them know that they ate my wife's underwear...
Arrest these merry gentlemen I do not want them harmed
If they stay 5 more minutes I'll resort to firearms
Those lights up in the driveway means my wife is coming through
When she sees all this she'll go straight through the roof,and I'll be screwed
Come to think of it you'd better take me too...
Oh Christmas Tree...
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I'd like to smoke your branches
The DEA has stayed away, and I'm not taking chances,
Your buds are thick, your scent is strong
It's time to find my 3-foot bong
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, we're gonna party hearty...
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, so red and green and purple
And when I try to get real high, I might act like Steve Urkel,
My smile wide, and eye so low
The food in the kitchen will go
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, you'll sell in 15 minutes...
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, we're gonna make lots of cash
I hope we're paid before they raid, because I wanna make hash,
Your potency will knock them dead
And might convert a few crackheads
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely is your doobage...
Deck My Balls...
Deck my balls with your lip service
Fa la etc.
It's OK girl so don't be nervous
Fa la etc.
We are where we won't be seen
Fa la etc.
So open wide and lick me clean
Fa la etc....
Work your tongue like you're on speed
Fa la etc.
Here's my jacket for your knees
Fa la etc.
Make some magic, turn a trick
Fa la etc.
Then it's time to polish my stick
Fa la etc....
Blow it 'til I spring a leak
Fa la etc.
Work it 'til I start to tweak
Fa la etc.
Take an hour, take a day
Fa la etc.
I'm not payin' you anyway
Fa la etc....
Sleeper Cells...
Walking through Iraq
With M-16 in hand
Some crazy loyalists
Want us out their land (ha ha ha!)
Funny they forget
About 9/11
And there's 3,00 people waiting for them in heaven, oh
Chorus:
Sleeper cells, sleeper cells
f*ckin' up my day
Terrorist have got me pissed so I'll blow them away
Sleeper cells, sleeper cells
Must be smokin' crack
Thay have no brain or are insane for having Saddam's back...
Yassir Arafat
Thinks that he is slick
By exporting some goons
To make this war end quick (ha ha ha!)
He thinks he is safe
By having certain proof
Of not being against us because he only kills Jews, oh
Spending Christmas here
Ain't what I wanna do
As long as they fight us
I must follow through (woof woof woof!)
My family's at home
And it's them that I miss
So as long as you bastard stand, Ramadan on this! Oh...
Arrest these merry gentlemen they are too drunk tonight
They've just mixed drinks with my goldfish and I don't think that's right
They need to detox somewhere else before they puke some more
They puked so much they scared away the whore, right out the door
They are lucky they are not under the floor...
Arrest these merry gentlemen the egg nog hit them hard
They raided my wife's closet and tried on her leotards
They danced and sung like fairies and the neighbors are now scared
They've given me embarassment to spare, as if they care
Let them know that they ate my wife's underwear...
Arrest these merry gentlemen I do not want them harmed
If they stay 5 more minutes I'll resort to firearms
Those lights up in the driveway means my wife is coming through
When she sees all this she'll go straight through the roof,and I'll be screwed
Come to think of it you'd better take me too...
Oh Christmas Tree...
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I'd like to smoke your branches
The DEA has stayed away, and I'm not taking chances,
Your buds are thick, your scent is strong
It's time to find my 3-foot bong
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, we're gonna party hearty...
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, so red and green and purple
And when I try to get real high, I might act like Steve Urkel,
My smile wide, and eye so low
The food in the kitchen will go
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, you'll sell in 15 minutes...
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, we're gonna make lots of cash
I hope we're paid before they raid, because I wanna make hash,
Your potency will knock them dead
And might convert a few crackheads
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely is your doobage...
Deck My Balls...
Deck my balls with your lip service
Fa la etc.
It's OK girl so don't be nervous
Fa la etc.
We are where we won't be seen
Fa la etc.
So open wide and lick me clean
Fa la etc....
Work your tongue like you're on speed
Fa la etc.
Here's my jacket for your knees
Fa la etc.
Make some magic, turn a trick
Fa la etc.
Then it's time to polish my stick
Fa la etc....
Blow it 'til I spring a leak
Fa la etc.
Work it 'til I start to tweak
Fa la etc.
Take an hour, take a day
Fa la etc.
I'm not payin' you anyway
Fa la etc....
Sleeper Cells...
Walking through Iraq
With M-16 in hand
Some crazy loyalists
Want us out their land (ha ha ha!)
Funny they forget
About 9/11
And there's 3,00 people waiting for them in heaven, oh
Chorus:
Sleeper cells, sleeper cells
f*ckin' up my day
Terrorist have got me pissed so I'll blow them away
Sleeper cells, sleeper cells
Must be smokin' crack
Thay have no brain or are insane for having Saddam's back...
Yassir Arafat
Thinks that he is slick
By exporting some goons
To make this war end quick (ha ha ha!)
He thinks he is safe
By having certain proof
Of not being against us because he only kills Jews, oh
Spending Christmas here
Ain't what I wanna do
As long as they fight us
I must follow through (woof woof woof!)
My family's at home
And it's them that I miss
So as long as you bastard stand, Ramadan on this! Oh...