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Post by twistedangel on Oct 14, 2014 2:22:37 GMT -5
Comin home early from hard days workin thats when I caught me grandad jerkin to Miley Cyrus twerkin
Dirty old perv had the nerve sayin he couldnt help bashing one out to a well fit bird He looked absurd an I disgusted shrivelled old man you so been busted
I ran to a mate before I fainted me vision of him so been tainted me little broken heart deflated wished we wasnt related
Tellin me mate from start to end he just laughed an said You aint upset so dont pretend wos a bit disconcerting when I saw his pants were bulging
next thing I know I couldnt help it I wos stroking his big fat firemans helmet he got the biggest ever knob couldnt get it all in me gob (Found out during oral sex I been lying for years about havin no gag reflex)
Deep inside he raced to cum pounding so hard thought id bust a lung screamed so loud when he put it into me bum
felt like havin a reverse number 2 is not exactly the way I like to screw I said "oi mate thats well uncomfy" followed by hot an sticky all over me tummy
now these days I keep it clean but by every window washer I been seen naked on me bed flicking me bean then one asked if I would fulfill his dream
tied to the bed smothered in jello an peanut butter lookin like road kill left for dead in a gutter while bein devoured by him an his brother now I need a new duvet cover
being gangbanged aint so bad some of the best shags I ever had but one things for sure
I aint EVER tellin me grandad
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Post by windfog on Oct 14, 2014 23:06:57 GMT -5
Hi! Very difficult to comment this piece. But maybe no need to ... Reader must get his own opinion. Maybe in not many words ...
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Post by LonelyForsaken on Oct 17, 2014 20:07:59 GMT -5
LMAO! Is “twerkin” a word? You’re forcing and rhyming too much but I get the impression you’re just having a bit of fun so, it’s alright.
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Post by twistedangel on Oct 18, 2014 5:00:06 GMT -5
m.youtube.com/watch?v=NgoyVRO0A0Eyeah twerking is deffo a word an yeah is just a funny...or trying to be...so IMO the 'forced' rhyming is forgivable ermm providing it made you laugh
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Post by Reaper696 on Oct 24, 2014 14:00:39 GMT -5
LOL All I can see now is this being sung by the Sex Pistols...
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Post by LonelyForsaken on Oct 24, 2014 23:45:58 GMT -5
m.youtube.com/watch?v=NgoyVRO0A0Eyeah twerking is deffo a word an yeah is just a funny...or trying to be...so IMO the 'forced' rhyming is forgivable ermm providing it made you laugh Had to look up “twerking.” Love it. [wags tongue at the thought of... Ooops did I write that out loud? (backspace backspace backspace...)] It did make me laugh. but I always loved Benny Hill too - lecherous old sot.
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