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Post by twistedangel on Dec 22, 2013 5:31:18 GMT -5
danger danger red coated stranger promisin gifts like jesus in a manger no one thinks is wierd this man with long white beard hope the f*ckers been police cleared
bouncin little kiddies on his knee could be a peado gettin his kicks for free little ones tellin him all ther wants eyes open wide in excited plea leave ya pit bull guardin the mutha f*cking tree
he knows were you live gonna bust in ya crib ya better be good for goodness sake if ya want a present or 2 dont break ya ASBO curfew like last xmas you blew caught fencing gear with ya crew
santa be in fear wen parking round hear we got dirty tricks now ya sleds on bricks rudolphs gone sold to Mr Wong no longa in a hurry try a raindeer curry
hope we get snow this time only white powder is wot we snort in a line stockin over our bed make a change from over our head but ignore this stoopid rhyme an have a merry f*cking xmas time
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Post by LonelyForsaken on Dec 22, 2013 16:42:29 GMT -5
“santa be in fear wen parking round hear we got dirty tricks now ya sleds on bricks”
LMFAO!!!
Yah, I get it. Christmas isn’t for everyone. Hell, if it wasn’t for children I’d swear off it myself.
What was the name of that movie where Santa gets arrested for breaking and entering? Funny shit!
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