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Post by twistedangel on Dec 15, 2013 3:37:58 GMT -5
i dont have a problem gettin laid it always after,you know the getting paid servicing men with thier issues do they know how much i spend on kleenex an tissues the latex the rubber the laundry costs of the duvet cover condom bills morning after pills those nasty carpet spills i've ticked all boxes of thrills even that sick request involving a cactus plant and window sills (i'm still waiting for me cushion back) sick of dodgy old geezers bouncing checks an blocking visas oh and if i ever ask for the cash you'd think ive given them a rash looked at like trash, and out they dash quick as a flash so inside me ive inserted a cleaver between me cheeks a bar code reader so with a swipe of me bum your safe to cum or cleaver will sever your weiner
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siksimon
Demon Disciple
Blind leading the blind.
Posts: 524
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Post by siksimon on Dec 15, 2013 3:44:00 GMT -5
i dont have a problem gettin laid it always after,you know the getting paid servicing men with thier issues do they know how much i spend on kleenex an tissues the latex the rubber the laundry costs of the duvet cover condom bills morning after pills those nasty carpet spills i've ticked all boxes of thrills even that sick request involving a cactus plant and window sills (i'm still waiting for me cushion back) sick of dodgy old geezers bouncing checks an blocking visas oh and if i ever ask for the cash you'd think ive given them a rash looked at like trash, and out they dash quick as a flash so inside me ive inserted a cleaver between me cheeks a bar code reader so with a swipe of me bum your safe to cum or cleaver will sever your weiner Wow Twisted that was totally gross. lol. Well at least you're getting paid.
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Post by LonelyForsaken on Dec 17, 2013 4:17:08 GMT -5
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me
Crimson Soul
trying to land :_)
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Post by me on Apr 26, 2014 8:25:56 GMT -5
swipe twice cleave once plz :_)
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Post by twistedangel on Apr 29, 2014 12:17:01 GMT -5
"swipe twice cleave once plz :_)"..only on sundays an bank holidays
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