Post by Reaper696 on Jun 1, 2011 16:08:24 GMT -5
The earlier one was going straight to the Penthouse, so a different path must be chosen...
Ow...UNGH!, Damn! What the hell happened to me? I'm hurting all over, There's a body...Holy shit, there's 5 bodies! Though dismembered they look more like 15. Damn, it's too dark too see it all clearly but luckily the sun is coming up.........
OK, why are they sparkling?...Oh shit, did I just kill Twilight? YES! YES!
"Not so fast kind sir"
Huh?... Who the hell are you?
"I am Blubalz, a water-based spellcaster, a fluid druid if you will"
Annnd this means what?
"For starters it means you've finally come into your own. You're just now discovering your powers."
Wait a minute, powers? So hacking up glitter guys and passing out is a power?
"Not exactly. You see, they are your sworn enemy. They are called 'Chizi'. Sworn to eradicate you from this whole planet. Your powers have matured and done away with these 5."
I wish I was there to see it dude. Look, I'm just some bum from California, all this "powers" and sparkly-schmuck shit doesn't sit well with me.
"Where's this California you speak of?"
It's about a mile from what the hell are you talkin' about?
"There is no California anywhere on this planet, my you have come a long way."
Could you repeat that in English?
"What's English?"
Uhhh, we've been speaking it the whole time?
"I'm a telepath, being water-based gives me higher depth perception. I speak Crapola"
You got that right....Wait a minute, am I on some British prank show?
"What Bri"...
Hold it right there, we're not going through that shit again. Just tell me what the hell's going on!
"Oh my, well, you're on planet Dirtbal 3, and you have the powers to assist us in making sure Hell doesn't go on. You see, you are an Osshol, and being an Osshol means"...
Ow...UNGH!, Damn! What the hell happened to me? I'm hurting all over, There's a body...Holy shit, there's 5 bodies! Though dismembered they look more like 15. Damn, it's too dark too see it all clearly but luckily the sun is coming up.........
OK, why are they sparkling?...Oh shit, did I just kill Twilight? YES! YES!
"Not so fast kind sir"
Huh?... Who the hell are you?
"I am Blubalz, a water-based spellcaster, a fluid druid if you will"
Annnd this means what?
"For starters it means you've finally come into your own. You're just now discovering your powers."
Wait a minute, powers? So hacking up glitter guys and passing out is a power?
"Not exactly. You see, they are your sworn enemy. They are called 'Chizi'. Sworn to eradicate you from this whole planet. Your powers have matured and done away with these 5."
I wish I was there to see it dude. Look, I'm just some bum from California, all this "powers" and sparkly-schmuck shit doesn't sit well with me.
"Where's this California you speak of?"
It's about a mile from what the hell are you talkin' about?
"There is no California anywhere on this planet, my you have come a long way."
Could you repeat that in English?
"What's English?"
Uhhh, we've been speaking it the whole time?
"I'm a telepath, being water-based gives me higher depth perception. I speak Crapola"
You got that right....Wait a minute, am I on some British prank show?
"What Bri"...
Hold it right there, we're not going through that shit again. Just tell me what the hell's going on!
"Oh my, well, you're on planet Dirtbal 3, and you have the powers to assist us in making sure Hell doesn't go on. You see, you are an Osshol, and being an Osshol means"...