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Post by MirrorImage || egamIrorriM on Jul 8, 2005 23:33:23 GMT -5
"politician"
you can tell when i'm lying. my lips are moving, you see, sound is escaping, words are formed, and i promise safety
show me the pro's and con's i'm a pro at being a con i'll con you out of house and mind while my words you simply believe.
speaking of pro's and con's, i'll show you two opposite meanings, such as moving forward, as in "progress", or backwards....(congress).
my job description would blow your mind head over heels you'd find yourself reading the last of the very first line "...intelligence not required."
slap me with a campaign crew, a bus, speeches and "treats", i'll promise the land "good reform," sit and enjoy my margarita.
this is my life, harsh as it may seem, but my "faith" will pull me through it and see me delivered as president!
wait, what was that?....oh shit. i wasn't supposed to say that last...
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sorry, this is more of a rant than humor, but see what you think.
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bloodwine
Crimson Soul
listens to the voices in his head
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Post by bloodwine on Jul 10, 2005 0:44:42 GMT -5
After many, many hours of debating with Fox news fans I find that very refreshing
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Post by _black phoenix_ on Jul 11, 2005 1:50:57 GMT -5
i could have sworn that i already read and replied to this..
*feels strange and decides sleep is needed*
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Post by DarkWinterDreams on Jul 11, 2005 2:48:30 GMT -5
Fox News is the antichrist, thats coming from a christian.
This piece was okay, didnt flip my switch, but I like most things political, so I read it. I had a few bumper stickers pop to mind when reading the pro and con bit. Pretty stereotypical view of the job, of couse the ones who make the news deserve the mud slung at them most of the time anyway.
Oh yeah, did I mention I put down poli-sci as a possible major?
C-
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Post by MirrorImage || egamIrorriM on Jul 16, 2005 16:29:59 GMT -5
thankyou everyone, i expected to be torn to shreds. this in truth, was a quick work, not something i spent a lot of time on, but i thought it would be kind of amusing to those who know the workings of politics.
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queenie
Demon Disciple
Timor mortis conturbat me.
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Post by queenie on Aug 3, 2005 16:17:48 GMT -5
'you can tell when i'm lying. my lips are moving, you see,'
Strong and very very apt opening! Very good political satire.
Q
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