queenie
Demon Disciple
Timor mortis conturbat me.
Posts: 539
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Post by queenie on Mar 21, 2005 19:24:20 GMT -5
It’s true I’ve been round the block a few times. It’s true I’m not all that fussy. It’s true I’ve had bedfellows awfully strange. It’s true I’m a bit of a hussy.
It’s true that my hips, tits and heart are immense. It’s true often my judgement has left me. It’s true I take pleasure in many strange ways. It’s true that I’m seldom sedentary.
It’s true that a man with a mind turns me on. It’s true I’ve bonked hideous boffins. But what I hope is most true, as those prudes often state That they’ll need to inter me in a Y-shaped coffin.
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Post by DarkWinterDreams on Mar 21, 2005 20:55:43 GMT -5
Funny, enjoyed reading it. Creative and sophisticated.
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Post by Aish on Mar 22, 2005 19:12:24 GMT -5
OMG(oth)!
I have to come back, I'm still snorting...
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Post by Reaper696 on Mar 23, 2005 16:06:39 GMT -5
LMAO! Uhhh, whoa. Prudes make me run to the bathroom too, at least they make for good joke fodder. Nicely done...
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littlewhipmaker
Demon Disciple
Who understands pleasure, without a little pain...
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Post by littlewhipmaker on Mar 29, 2005 1:36:47 GMT -5
Y shaped coffin...you are wonderful!!!!!
I can't get the damned image outta my head...LMAO!!!!
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Erus
Dark Initiate
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Post by Erus on Mar 29, 2005 1:44:05 GMT -5
Too funny, the "bedfellows awfully strange" is propbably a vision most all can relate to. Good stuff.
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queenie
Demon Disciple
Timor mortis conturbat me.
Posts: 539
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Post by queenie on Mar 30, 2005 15:59:09 GMT -5
Cheers ladles and jellyspoons...blame Chrys for this, I was having a convo with Chrys and this came out of my gutter mind.
Q
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Post by Reaper696 on Mar 30, 2005 16:23:17 GMT -5
Chrys? Get a rope and some strawberry jelly...
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Post by Aish on Mar 31, 2005 16:26:28 GMT -5
uh-oh, ratted out
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Post by Reaper696 on Mar 31, 2005 16:50:04 GMT -5
Soooooo, tainting a poor girl's thoughts with Y-shaped coffins and boffins huh? You oughta be ashamed of yourself! Good job Chrys...
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littlewhipmaker
Demon Disciple
Who understands pleasure, without a little pain...
Posts: 438
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Post by littlewhipmaker on Mar 31, 2005 20:46:58 GMT -5
way to go girl!!!! twisting the mind of innocents...bravo!!!!
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Post by MirrorImage || egamIrorriM on Jul 26, 2005 13:53:02 GMT -5
*snort* very witty. wouldnt have though of that myself
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