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Post by LORDMORNINGSTAR on Feb 4, 2005 14:16:49 GMT -5
I have tired of this constant maintenance! so my hair is long unkempt my face unshaven finger & toenails grown to scraggly claws all the better to scratch my sweaty balls same t-shirt & jeans all week long I'm starting to smell myself pervassive animal rot I'd change the channel but its too far away... the remote... roll my head from side too heavy to pick up... the irony of my laughter echoing from off these four walls again... itching my balls, beads of sweat turned to streams running down my ass crack and I'm begining to think I'm a spawning ground for fleas theres lint in one o'my fingernails it tickled my nose then I drove it and the hand to which it belonged straight down the backside o'my boxer shorts, scratchin again I dunno! hands upthrown roll over and grown decaying is such a pretty song
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Post by Reaper696 on Feb 4, 2005 15:17:24 GMT -5
So I take it you're a white zombie? Oy...
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Post by Kitten on Feb 4, 2005 17:46:50 GMT -5
Boy, what a piece to be reading whilest eating! I shoulda been warned! Thumbs up on the title yo! ;D
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Post by _black phoenix_ on Feb 4, 2005 20:03:13 GMT -5
bleck. what a disgusting piece of writing. the senses are strong in this one.. adds much to the overall feel.
i hear you. im ready to crawl into bed and lay there forever.. rotting away.
this wasnt funny for me. depressing, if anything.
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queenie
Demon Disciple
Timor mortis conturbat me.
Posts: 539
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Post by queenie on Feb 6, 2005 10:01:46 GMT -5
Very dark humour.
Very physically descriptive and somewhat stomach churning.
'I'd change the channel but its too far away... the remote...'
I've house shared with folks like this...well caravan shared the stench in a contained space isn't pleasant. Provoked a dismal trot down memory lane.
Q
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Post by Aish on Feb 8, 2005 16:47:33 GMT -5
Such a masculine routine of putrification, well rendered, *laughs ass off*
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Post by Moonstone Maiden on Feb 15, 2005 4:13:42 GMT -5
Har har! :grinface: you're a classic, LMS. Kinda gross, but hilarious at the same time. Like Leash said, there should be a warning on this thing - or at the least a censorship! :cheesyface:
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Post by Yossarian on Feb 15, 2005 19:52:02 GMT -5
BLECKO!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by DarkCloud on Feb 24, 2005 11:06:22 GMT -5
I was drinking some cranberry juice while reading this and I swear, when I laughed the juice came out of my freakin nose. good job.
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littlewhipmaker
Demon Disciple
Who understands pleasure, without a little pain...
Posts: 438
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Post by littlewhipmaker on Feb 26, 2005 13:14:23 GMT -5
well damn....if we would just all admit that we have been here....well....here except sans "balls"....as i don't got em....but the curve under the breast that collects sweat like afreakin creek...well now there is a close enough approximation..... blatant and hilarious in its rank reality....
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Post by Rebecca Cervantes on Apr 19, 2005 20:00:54 GMT -5
*Twitches* Ugh.
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Post by eapoe666 on Apr 20, 2005 22:26:44 GMT -5
One word: ew!!!!
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