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Post by Reaper696 on Mar 30, 2005 12:51:16 GMT -5
Everyone adds on to the story, plain and simple. I'll start this puppy...
Luis McRamirez, or "El Slobbo" as his friends call him, started his day in the usual fashion. He got out of bed, pulled the alarm clock out of the wall he threw it into 9 minutes before, fished for a snack out of his nose, lit a cigarette, and headed towards the shower. Once in the shower he enjoyed his cigarette while polishing his sword, making sure he gets the lead out. Once out of the shower he put on his "April" clothes, meaning the only outfit he wears during the month of April, and heads to the kitchen for breakfast.
After climbing over various pizza boxes and beer cans he makes his way to the only kitchen with a drive-thru. A previous party caused such a thing to happen since one of the patrons went on a beer run and was trying to hide from the cops a little too quickly. Luis makes it to the fridge, only to find that he already had his 12-pack breakfast last night when his cable company screwed up and switched Sports Channel with the Horny Honeys channel. Realizing his dilemma he turns and heads towards his drive-thru entrance when his phone rings...
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Post by Time_Spinner on Aug 8, 2005 16:03:39 GMT -5
"I'm watching you..."
Luis just stared at the phone. It was a voice smooth as silk and made him shiver in excitement.
It was a woman's voice.
"I'm watching you Luis McRamirez..."
He eagerly listened to the voice coming out of his phone, waiting for more.
"Wanna play a game?"
A/N thats all i got. i'll try to add more.
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Post by MirrorImage || egamIrorriM on Aug 18, 2005 22:29:47 GMT -5
"game? what kind of game?" the clueless patron asked dismissively.
"one you wont forget anytime soon, i promise."
"yeah, right. a couple of beers will take care of that."
"well, then. in that case, one that will reward you with anything you could have ever dreamed of."
"you can get me pam anderson!?!?!"
"um...no. sorry, ALMOST anything you can imagine...and why the hell would you want that plastic bitch?"
he stared blankly at the phone in his hand. well, he thought, if she cant get me pam anderson theres little point in talking to her. he hung up.
a minute later it rung again. he picked it up and shouted "WHADDYA WANT ALREADY?!?"
"mr. McRamirez, we just want to know if you would like to play on next weeks Wheel Of Fortune...theres no need for such drastic rudeness..."
oh. that explains that. he had always thought those wheel of fortune people had hidded cameras somewhere...
he was quick to reply...........................
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Post by Reaper696 on Aug 22, 2005 18:45:12 GMT -5
Luis considered this a sec and said "well if Pam ain't available Vanna's fired man, gimme something worthwhile here!"
That phone voice stood silent before it said "OK, I got another game instead.........Blonde Jeopardy!".
"Whatever you're smokin' you better share that shit, I'm gettin' jealous over here" Luis said in reply. "I'm not even blonde to begin with".
And the dude got dexterous ever so deadly when he replied "Well, I'm just tryin' to make it easier for ya, but if you don't wanna go for the easy way, suck my hard way pal!".
Luis considered this, saw the bleached mop that could double for his hair, and agreed.
"But there's one thing you have to do beforehand" the guy on the phone said...
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Post by MirrorImage || egamIrorriM on Aug 22, 2005 20:19:20 GMT -5
psst...GIRL on the phone....
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Post by Reaper696 on Aug 22, 2005 21:13:12 GMT -5
OK, the girl on the phone chuckled ever so sexily before letting him know that he must be able to be stupid before he can go on the show. Luis grabs a virtually empty can of B.S. Beer and sucks the very mist remaining inside as he tries to figure out how to be stupid.......Then he wakes up and figures you can't be smart about being stupid. So he decides to walk over to his next door neighbor's house to get help on being stupid. He staggers over to the door to find...
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Post by Time_Spinner on Sept 24, 2005 16:45:09 GMT -5
That a girl made of porcelain comes staggering through the door right on top of him!!! The girl had very white skin, purple hair, green eyes and a very light figure. She pulled herself up and... a/n that's all i got, my imagination sucks
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Post by ImpendingDoom on Sept 27, 2005 17:54:09 GMT -5
...asks Luis with a slurred speech," do you want to have a good time?" to which he replied," what did you have in mind?" she looks at him with blurred vision and responds, " for the right price, anything your imagination can conjure". he looks at her intrigued and says...
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Post by MirrorImage || egamIrorriM on Sept 27, 2005 21:01:40 GMT -5
"For the right price? do you game show people ever leave me alone? first its wheel of fortune, and now the price is right?......
...oh , fine i guess $....."
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Post by Reaper696 on Jan 10, 2006 15:41:52 GMT -5
Luis pulled out the contents of his pockets to find 4 used condoms, the key to his secret stash of amputee midget porn, 13 beer tabs, and a crumpled dollar stained yellow by some unknown substance. "I got this" Luis said, showing his inventory with glee. "Hmmmmm" she began, "Well for that you can have a kiss, or, you can have what's behind door #1" she said in a rather dry used-car-salesman voice. "I want what's in the box bitch!" He said blue-balledly. "Now now, let's make a deal, deal?" she dryly replied. "Aw jeez, what's with all these damn game shows all of a sudden?!? I could be at the store right now begging for breakfast!.......Shit, gimme what's behind door #1" He conceded. "You got it!" she jubilantly cried.
They headed for the first door on the left as she stood to the side, smiling the smile of the drunk and disorderly, hand raised proudly. Luis opens the door to find...
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Post by ImpendingDoom on Jan 11, 2006 17:30:36 GMT -5
....*a room full of amputee midgets getting freaky!* Luis thought to himself, "its even better than the porn!". Luis stepped in and much to his glee was invited by one of the limbless midgets. *what now, what comes next?*.
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Post by Reaper696 on Jan 12, 2006 15:38:50 GMT -5
....*a room full of amputee midgets getting freaky!* Luis thought to himself, "its even better than the porn!". Luis stepped in and much to his glee was invited by one of the limbless midgets. *what now, what comes next?*. Dat's it?...
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Post by ImpendingDoom on Jan 12, 2006 17:20:26 GMT -5
for now. isn't the idea to add bit by bit? i like to see what other people will contribute. besides, i've never been a paragraph writer.
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Post by Reaper696 on Jan 12, 2006 17:39:12 GMT -5
for now. isn't the idea to add bit by bit? i like to see what other people will contribute. besides, i've never been a paragraph writer. True dat, I guess I have a different measurement of a bit. I have one list when posting in threads like this : 1. add your own thing 2. screw up something else in it 3. throw in something that has no earthly business in a Maine cornfield I don't stop until I got these 3 things applied, it makes for a "fuller" situation for the next poster...
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Post by ImpendingDoom on Jan 12, 2006 22:18:13 GMT -5
right on.
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