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Jan 1, 2004 17:10:12 GMT -5
Post by _black phoenix_ on Jan 1, 2004 17:10:12 GMT -5
i just came across these cheesy, yet somehow amusing quotes earlier and felt that i needed to share them. feel free to join in.
"Everyone has a photographic memory.. It's just that some don't have film."
"With proper diet, rest, and exercise a healthy body will last a lifetime."
"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
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Jan 1, 2004 22:30:21 GMT -5
Post by Forsaken on Jan 1, 2004 22:30:21 GMT -5
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
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Mistress
Demon Disciple
Eternally Damned
Posts: 405
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Jan 2, 2004 14:22:17 GMT -5
Post by Mistress on Jan 2, 2004 14:22:17 GMT -5
"Whatever won't kill you will just make you stronger!"
Why do I find that so amusing?...
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CrimsonAngel
Demon Disciple
.Fallen from the broken gates of heaven
Posts: 305
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Post by CrimsonAngel on Jan 3, 2004 1:54:41 GMT -5
"Don't take life seriously, no one gets out alive anyway"
"Our individual thoughts are what makes us unique. The way your mind thinks dictates your actions and determines the type of person you are."
"Never frown because you don’t know who has fallen in love with your smile"
"If I had a nickel for every person I liked I would have a quarter."
"I don't know if life is passing me by or trying to run me over"
"Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles in your arm to bitch-slap the motherf*cker upside down!"
"I have plenty of talent and vision.. I just dont give a f*ck."
“If you believe the worst that can happen, you won’t be disappointed”
"Health is merly the slowest rate at which one can die."
Those are some of my favorites....just to name a few...
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Jan 6, 2004 20:47:06 GMT -5
Post by Forsaken on Jan 6, 2004 20:47:06 GMT -5
"If it ain't broken, then don't fix it."
"If you're going to do it, do it right the first time, or don't bother doing it at all."
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Jan 6, 2004 20:48:43 GMT -5
Post by Forsaken on Jan 6, 2004 20:48:43 GMT -5
"I am getting so tired of slitting the throats of people who say I'm a violent psychopath."
"Keep honking, I'm reloading."
"If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!."
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Jan 7, 2004 15:35:19 GMT -5
Post by _black phoenix_ on Jan 7, 2004 15:35:19 GMT -5
haha.. that psychopath one is great.
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Mistress
Demon Disciple
Eternally Damned
Posts: 405
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Jan 7, 2004 16:52:37 GMT -5
Post by Mistress on Jan 7, 2004 16:52:37 GMT -5
*double smacks Andy for double posting* Naughty naughty! Don't do it again ^^ As for the quotes, not half bad. I've definately seen better though. They have some pretty hilarious stuff at Spencer's and Hot Topic in East Towne...
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Jan 7, 2004 22:57:31 GMT -5
Post by Forsaken on Jan 7, 2004 22:57:31 GMT -5
"The problem with normal people is that they're normal."
"I'd love to have a battle of the wits with you, but you appear unarmed."
"People like you are the reason people like me need medication."
"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems."
"If I were you, then you'd be me, and that would suck for me."
"How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?"
"No, I don't have a girlfriend, but I know a girl that would be mad if she heard me say that."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Because, then you are a mile away and you have their shoes."
"I have decided to put myself in charge."
"It's better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for what you're not."
"Those who are different change the world, those who are the same keep it that way."
"Which one of my personalities do you find offensive?"
"Don't annoy the medicated person."
"Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?"
"People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage others."
"It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!"
"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same."
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