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Petunia
Oct 29, 2013 18:28:28 GMT -5
Post by Aish on Oct 29, 2013 18:28:28 GMT -5
Bored as I watch you writhe, f*cking my ice pick die already bitchpig
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Petunia
Oct 30, 2013 0:22:04 GMT -5
Post by windfog on Oct 30, 2013 0:22:04 GMT -5
Cool! And it matches with my mood now. Work with people is such pleasure! W.
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Petunia
Oct 30, 2013 2:25:39 GMT -5
Post by Aish on Oct 30, 2013 2:25:39 GMT -5
Lol!! Oh Ris, you're a riot my friend
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Petunia
Oct 30, 2013 11:17:14 GMT -5
Post by twistedangel on Oct 30, 2013 11:17:14 GMT -5
"Wotever happened to, dear old Lenin... He got an ice pick, that made his ears burn" Actually I hate the smell of petunia oil....worn by grebo's at rock fests usually Funny cos I wrote one ages ago similar to this ... Love the sentiment an image
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Petunia
Oct 30, 2013 12:57:47 GMT -5
Post by Aish on Oct 30, 2013 12:57:47 GMT -5
I don't know that I've ever smelled petunia oil. I chose the title because in old Porky Pig cartoons his girlfriend was Petunia- so female pig/ bitch pig and it made me laugh. For some reason blending cartoon pigs with someone I despise was satisfying.
Female pigs are actually called sows, but that didn't have a comedic bent.
Post yours!
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Petunia
Oct 30, 2013 18:27:53 GMT -5
Post by twistedangel on Oct 30, 2013 18:27:53 GMT -5
sorted oh an i forgot to say i kinda like the idea of a enemy bleeding an squealing like a stuck pig hmm..maybe i should rebook that therapists appointment
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Petunia
Oct 30, 2013 18:52:43 GMT -5
Post by Aish on Oct 30, 2013 18:52:43 GMT -5
I have very few enemies. The ones I do have I have fantasies like this about.
Not something you should ever cop to during a psych eval.
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Petunia
Oct 30, 2013 18:56:51 GMT -5
Post by twistedangel on Oct 30, 2013 18:56:51 GMT -5
my therapist....my enemy
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Petunia
Oct 31, 2013 20:57:13 GMT -5
Post by Veritas on Oct 31, 2013 20:57:13 GMT -5
f*ck therapy and people...persons....humans...every single one of us
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Petunia
Nov 1, 2013 20:05:20 GMT -5
Post by Bastet on Nov 1, 2013 20:05:20 GMT -5
I will not piss you off... I will not piss you off... I will not piss you off...
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Petunia
Nov 15, 2013 4:56:02 GMT -5
Post by windfog on Nov 15, 2013 4:56:02 GMT -5
F*ck dear old Lenin! F*ck pigs! And f*ck petunia too. Well ... Why ever not? W.F.
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Petunia
Dec 23, 2013 2:24:22 GMT -5
Post by LonelyForsaken on Dec 23, 2013 2:24:22 GMT -5
sorted oh an i forgot to say i kinda like the idea of a enemy bleeding an squealing like a stuck pig hmm..maybe i should rebook that therapists appointment Nothing odd about that at all but Aish is right. Not something you want to admit to in mixed company these days. Hell, I’m sure this could be used against me in a court of law so I wouldn’t post it if I gave a shit about their system anymore. If they want you they will get you. And if you really threaten them, well, ask Donald Trump why he suddenly changed his mind about the birth certificate investigation. Ris – Because she is a pig. LOL
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opheliac
Dark Initiate
newbie. any help is appreciated!
Posts: 17
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Petunia
Dec 28, 2013 7:43:19 GMT -5
Post by opheliac on Dec 28, 2013 7:43:19 GMT -5
The poem came as a huge surprise because the title suggested something rather delicate. Petunia is a flower - i'm sure you're aware of that anyway- You never fail to surprise me!
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Petunia
Feb 5, 2014 18:45:52 GMT -5
Post by Veritas on Feb 5, 2014 18:45:52 GMT -5
I think angel meant patchouli oil
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Petunia
Feb 6, 2014 12:57:51 GMT -5
Post by twistedangel on Feb 6, 2014 12:57:51 GMT -5
Really !! Damn it I been saying it wrong for years then...so petunias dont smell like grebos armpits then
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