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Post by Reaper696 on Dec 29, 2008 16:37:59 GMT -5
Considering all the resolutions that are broken almost immediately I figured we should mae resolutions that are foolproof...
For the New Year I resolve to not shoot the people who pay me...
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Post by ankhkat on May 30, 2011 17:04:31 GMT -5
I resolve to enjoy everyday that I get with my family!
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Post by Aish on May 30, 2011 19:53:15 GMT -5
I resolve to eat really yummy food and drink lots of wine.
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Post by Reaper696 on May 31, 2011 18:10:33 GMT -5
I resolve to eat pizza even when I'm sober...
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Post by Aish on May 31, 2011 20:34:00 GMT -5
I resolve to tying up loose ends.
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Post by LonelyForsaken on May 31, 2011 21:24:50 GMT -5
I resolve to always say too much.
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Post by Reaper696 on May 31, 2011 21:38:05 GMT -5
I resolve to fart in an elevator when a cop walks in
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Post by ValkyrieGoddess on Jun 1, 2011 14:09:35 GMT -5
I resolve to work hard even if it hurts.
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Post by Reaper696 on Jun 5, 2011 22:30:14 GMT -5
I resolve to smoke a joint when I feel disjointed...
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Post by Aish on Jun 11, 2011 0:11:19 GMT -5
I resolve to be a f*ckin' bitch with zero provocation whenever the whimsey strikes. And just in case one of you sycophantic ares holes thinks he's gonna write some suck-up shit about what a nice sweety pie I am, DIE BITCHPIG
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Post by ankhkat on Jun 12, 2011 19:27:03 GMT -5
I resolve to sleep in every chance I get.
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Post by Aish on Dec 11, 2011 2:19:55 GMT -5
I resolve to write poetry.
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Nabi
Crimson Soul
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Post by Nabi on Dec 5, 2013 12:00:16 GMT -5
I resolve to moving in with my mom
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me
Crimson Soul
trying to land :_)
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Post by me on Apr 29, 2014 6:31:36 GMT -5
i resolve to just keep trying :_)
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Post by Aish on Apr 29, 2014 12:00:55 GMT -5
I resolve to eat chocolate
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